Sunday, September 27, 2009

Fame Gig - Funny times... obviously

Ha - Selective humor I know



You know youre a cute little heartbreaker
You know youre a sweet little lovemaker

I wanna take you home
I wont do you no harm, no
Youve got to be all mine, all mine
Ooh, foxy lady

I see you, heh, on down on the scene
You make me wanna get up and scream
Ah, baby listen now
Ive made up my mind
Im tired of wasting all my precious time
Youve got to be all mine, all mine
Foxy lady
Here I come

Feel like sayin foxy


Sat night

Difference is youd mke th hair look good ha

Dennys + bathroom = NIIICE

great success

Monday, September 14, 2009

Been ina pretty shit mood today tbh. Thought i'd visit 'blogger' n see how religeously a certain someone updates it. Was appalled to see. But definitly some things made me smile/chuckle ina funny kinda way.Cheers me up


"There's one in all of us?"

Looks like thts a happening thing then?

Asking the doc whats wrong? What am I gonna do with ya. Always crook with more than just your health! Sore tongues, Tiredness, Sore Feet. Needa get better... Not aloud to see each other sick anymore iv decided. Vicious circle between colds. dunno wat it is about our combination.

"sat in the spa, by myself. looking up at the somewhat clear sky. and realised, i have nothing to complain about."
Thought this one backfired a tad, Why would u complain if u got a spa?!

Its getting late, the eggs crashed. Needa holiday, fiji. or atleast a beach! for now ill just keep plodding along n hope for some more time to chill the fak out!

Monday, August 24, 2009

To be continued.... Promise

Sleep for now

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Thanks for the mention. I'm being useless sitting up in bed so might as well extend that to dedicating a useless blog to you... Ha. What's the motivation with the house you fancy? Want yours to look like that?? Guess it makes sense if your wanting to live in London tho. Won't get much more than a brick block ofa house there. You like brick houses? Or just brick walls? Haha playing. It looks like an old persons house, But I can see how people could think it was old, trendy, n possibly historic even. We stayed in this MASSIVE house/villa/mansion (i dunno what the cut off size for a mansion is) that some family friends hooked us up with. It was the guys Dad's house, the dad had recently died so no one was using the house. Was the most amazing looking thing. Something like 200 years old, had such character to it. Compared to NZ houses that don't show much. If I were to pick a house i'd be keen to live in atm i'm sure i'd play it safe with a nice villa. N Yeah, busy as, busier than London's traffic in fact. That's pretty hectic. Na got my head screwed in, he ain't going anywhere anytime soon i'm hoping. Yeah Politics has been on hold for a long time I know n i apologize for that. N I know we'll still be cleaning the set religeously till we shoot off regardless of whether AJ's here or not, kinda have to if we traveling 12,000 odd kms for the sake of 2 minutes on stage. N i'm not doing that gig in Tauranga on the 7th cos we arn't back until the 8th... Buma. Can't wait till then though, have everything off my shoulders n can relax! What you mean I'm pretty tops? At what? Thanks I guess ha. Your pretty top brick yourslef - that sounds so english. :)
You still coming to Auckland this week? Or next week was it? What's your agenda? N where's these comps you were talking about? ... Yes, I know, in Auckland.... Where abouts? ha. You couldn't tell streets apart, how do I expect you to tell suburbs apart!? :-P

Always wondered..? Where'd you come up with 'Because I Do'?

"Thanks alot Bay of Pleanty times. got a text saying i was in the paper. yeah, cool. went to get a paper. after scrambling through pages i found it. and honlestly nearly cried. i'm pulling some disgusting face and myhair is nuts. quite seriously the worst photo i have EVER laid eyes upon. no lie. i intend on complaining. stuipd bloody news paper." - What were you in the paper for?? We were in the central leader last week, my shoes right up by the lense, should see how massive my feet look hahaha.

I better try drift again, 4:38, body must be ready to knock off by now!

Hoping your fast asleep x

Friday, June 26, 2009

Miss Andrew

Ha every one is about u on mine! Haha I shoulda, prob woulda but credit was an issue after 12. Got a bit too trigger happy with a mates camera last night, shes been tagging people in pics all day cos i wouldnt give it back haha. Sundays good, should be. Nothing till later on im pretty sure anyway. Ye im keen as to see it!! Wear it.. Yep he's looking n feeling better than ever, still needs that clean tho. Should prob get onto that. Or you could? :P N ye sooner or later. Just weekends r gonna be packed as with rehearsals :( I'm flippin tired mayn! Happy I didn't go out.

I'm still buzzin out to MJ disappearing. Poor fula was so ledgend. How many times has he been talked about in our conversations...?? Must've had a pretty sweet impact to be so relevant in our convos, although we do cover some pretty random topics at times.. Check out this pic my mate ben (from TMC) drew it, mean a


So happy with contemp but not Jazz? What happened in jazz? When you got time fill me in on this cutting up your leg story...? Would be a big blog by the sounds, or gimme a call before you crash even, if its tht much explaining. Least you made it home in mostly one piece.

You'll sleep well tonight. 


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

start with n insult...?? Nice Bitch ass :-P Desperate...?? You haven't arranged much! Plus I can't exactly gate crash your house every weekend. Tracey would complain! Your wanting a lack of sleep...?? With the state of your health over the last month? You well yet..? Or just keeping people worried for fun? The cups... we forgot, still calling... Don't give that stacking set back yet. N Wally may be keen. But he won't travel the distance for a good time if he's unwell! Poor Wally's heading into the doctor tomorrow morning if I make it outta bed... As you know Dr. Watts doesn't help much. Once he's settled it's a definate clean because of a certain person's standards n possiby eye spy after that... He's a stubborn bastard to win over for a road trip. You may have to sort him out... All the blogs I please........?? 3 a day..? for the use of my foot room.... :-P three blogs a day will be adequate young lady. Nah we can buy a 'fatty' seat. They must be invented by now for the Yanks, can share one of those. Better than foot room. Keep me updated for this weekends scheme? May cross paths.

Hope your sleep lasts the night 


Saturday, June 20, 2009

Humpty's second quiz

1. What's your name? Simon Caughey Watts
2. If you could date a cartoon who would it be? Olive. Popeye would be outta there.


I couldnt sus editing the picture to replace his head with mine rats haha. and reason.... look at her!

3. Do you like mornings? Love them, one of the nicest parts of the day, but I don't see it often n I don't function as well in the morning so from that perspective no.

4. Do you have a morning routine? 6 am jog around cornwall park followed by 50 laps of the pool. yea.... dry. If it can count that my morning starts at 12:30 then yeah I guess so. Roll out of bed, shower, eat, school.

5. How's your ex? Ask her yourself. Neh I ain't cold, she's well.

6. What's your bad sleeping habit? I've been known to sleep talk some interesting jiberish or jump up n be fully alert then half wake up n think what the fak am i doing then crash out again with an awkward dazed feeling.

7. Summer or winter? Summer

8. City or country? Why? City, country is too isolated, not as much going on, only work you'l find in the country is milking cows or working at the 'country kitchen' or something. N you have to drive twice as far to get anywhere cos it's all so spread out.

9. Was your last kiss a mistake? Would probably be seen as a slight mistake by most people but no I have no feelings of regret.

10. Do you think smoking is unattractive? It doesn't bother me. Girls smoking ain't the most attractive thing.

11. What's your bed time? Once i've finished reading 'where the wild things are'. hmmm..

12. Do you listen in school? ummm, yer. Ain't gonna spend the money to fail.

13. Favorite movie? Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

14. Last three things you bought? Home brand orange favored soft drink, salt and vinegar chips and ready salted chips (all an alternative to Mc ds).

15. Last three places you have been? Out of the house; Auckland Boys Grammar School, Some big warehouse in Takinini and Seaview Road

16. Do you have a favorite place? Tauranga... No, I spend a fair amount of time in my room tho.

17. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Appearance. But I don't exactly say turn around so I can see you back.. :-P

18. Do you have a big secret? Ummmm... depends what big is. I guess everyone has secrets. None come to mind so obviously nothing huge

19. Are you happy? Yes I think i'm lucky with what I got n don't feel iv been ripped off in life by missing out on anything hugely necessary.

20. There is no question 20? They didn't even round it off. no good

50 useless but interesting facts. Poor ol Adof no wonder he was so anal

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms  like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal  that can't jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog's  heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight  of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

"I got some questions in my mind that definitly need some answers right now..."

1. What is your current obsession?
2. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Morphing into anything I want, flying has to be up there, just being super sain full stop would sum it up.
3. What do you see outside your window? Curtains ain't helping at the moment but if the were open prob not a lot at night.
4. What's your favourite colour? depends what mood i'm in??? Still struggle to understand that logic. Blue
5. Your favourite weather? Warm enough during the day for shorts n tee (no wind), but cold enough at night for longs n a jumper.
6. Which animal would you be? A dolphin, fascinating lil fullas, apart from the blow hole part, in the head or nothing bugs me a tad.
7. What's for dinner? That'd be pretty sweet if there was a second dinner comin, had mince on toast, carrots n.... I swear to god I just forgot the name of the bonzi tree looking vegetable... is greeeeeen..... Gimme some of that purple stuff...

...ah brocolli, lost too many brain sells last night...

8. If you could learn another language, which one would you choose? Dog
9. What's on your bedside table? On the floor? closest table type thing is a chest of draws; A red bull (suger free, dont understand the purpose), Deodorant.... deodorant (need that [to block out kelsey jays smell]), TMC tee, dance trophies, hole punch, framed photo of primary school days with 3 of the boys, empty 40 ounces cos i think im bad, Cologne (need that [to block out kelsey jays smell]), desk stationery holder with a ruler n too may pens in it that won't work, A smash proof album hahaha (free give away), deodorant... A lift plus that someone gave me for a long tired drive home once (had a few to get through n didn't make the last drink), Stapler, water bottle, keys, ipod, yoyo (came with the smash proof album), various cards, one card n that, 2 bhuddas from malaysia not shit haha dunno how u spell bhudda. 

..So yeah, it's a pretty big chet of draws
10. What's your favourite children's book? 'Where the wild things are' without a doubt.
11. Do you like your name? Not bothered, if you don't like it that's where nicknames come in handy.
12. What would you like to have in your hands right now? Bill Gates bank account access details.

"Who is Bill Gates Anyway? If you have to ask this question you must have been in a cryogenic deep freeze the past 23 years.

No really, Who is Bill Gates? William Henry Gates is chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation.

How Rich Is Bill Gates? At the end of 2006, Bill Gates had a net worth of $56 billion! That's a 56 with, 9 zeros behind it -- $56,000,000,000, give or take a few hundred million. This makes him the richest person in the world according to Forbes."

13. What's your favourite tea flavour? all tastes the same, obviously don't drink it much
14. If you could go anywhere in the world for an hour, where would you go? If it were 10 mins prob the top of Mt Everest. An hour... that's tough...


or maybe


would have to be somehwere warm at the time. Kame's house always looked appealing:


Maybe go on the original endeavor: I've seen this exact replica pull into our bay at my bach for an overnight stop. Stunning ship, arrrrrrrrr...


15. What did you want to be as a child? not a ballerina. It was a builder for a long time

Sunday, June 14, 2009

That little one...

dedicated to you. even though you pleaded for it. really no clue what to write...

Tauranga's a long way away init...? Too far? Well, clearly hasn't been before. Poor Wally's getting thrashed around by your demands. Neh, he's a tough litle mofo. I may not be able to promise, but it can be a conscious memo in my head that I can try factor in.... all good? mmmmm... So.. Polly... Haven't heard an update since the last one. Her bf kicked her out btw. Been a tad worried, think the fitter disappeared pretty quick so there was no one to help her. No contacts been made with me. Could be anywhere with that train station right outside. London for all I know. We might just have to go look for her...? Little search party.

Hope your havin fun prancin round for a few hours. ha check it out even found a pic of you. You n your internet stuff....


Let's hope your roughed up feet ain't so orange by the end.Woulda been a funny site.

Thinkin of ur pain with sympathy...

The Bible

Fairly big book... Some does sound a bit far fetched but it is all true.

Chapter one:

"In the beginning, god created the heaven and the earth." 

Doesn't go into detail. He doesn't need to explain it to you. Easy. keeps his cards very close to his chest god. He can do anything.

"Darkness was on the face of the deep", bit dark he sort that out

"God says, 'let their be light'", and there was light.

HAA inthat brillient. Come on that's amazin! He made light up! It's not like he saw some one holiday then said ahhh that'd be good on earth. N at the speed of light!

So he invented the light... Which means.... he created the heaven and the earth, in the dark!
He went, "good, that's everything where's the lights? Brilliant."